Ay, there's the rub.

Don't worry non-existent readership, I haven't abandoned you! I am just dying a slow midterm death.

The other night I made bacon wrapped asparagus. Delicious! Mine looked like the photo above, but I think I used baby asparagus instead. I also used turkey bacon, as depicted in the photo above.

I was feeling curious the other day, so I read the package and it said that turkey bacon is only 30 calories per serving. I wonder if that is a lie...

An interesting (and short!) Wikipedia article about produce, if you are so curious. I feel like kale is the cousin that everyone hates in that species.